HANDMADE IN MARSHFIELD, MA.
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All the sayings & quotes
Updated May 2016
A Fireman Lives Here With His Old Flame
A Friend is Someone Who Reaches for Your Hand and Touches Your Heart
A Great Fisherman Lives Here With The Catch of His Life
A House is Not A Home Without Paws
A Man’s Home Is His Castle Until His Queen Arrives
All Because Two People Fell In Love
And They Lived Happily Ever After
DEPRESSO: That Feeling You Get When You Run Out Of Coffee
Did the Wizard Ever Get Back to You on That Brain?
Dogs Welcome, People Tolerated
Don't Believe Everything You Think
Enjoy the Little Things in Life: For One Day You'll Look Back And Realize They Were The Big Things
Follow Your Arrow Wherever It Points
Forever, For Always and No Matter What
Friends and Wine Get Better With Age
Friends Welcome, Relatives By Appointment
Gardeners Know The Best Dirt Garden Stake
Good Food, Good Friends, Good Times
Good, Better , Best; Never Let it Rest Until Your Good is Better and Your Better is Best
Grandfathers are Just Antique Little Boys
Grandma's House Children Spoiled While You Wait
Grandmothers are Just Antique Little Girls
Guests Bring Us Happiness, Some by Coming, Some By Going
Happiness is Being Married to Your Best Friend
Happiness is Contagious, Be A Carrier
Have I Told You Lately That I Love You
He Cleans Fish, Why Not the House?
I Took a Pain Pill, Why Are You still Here?
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day, Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either
I Hate Four Letter Words...Wash, Cook, Dust & Iron
I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
I Have Reached the Age Where happy Hour is a Nap
I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason
I Like to Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Add it to The Food
I Love You to the Moon and Back
I Never Repeat Gossip so Listen Carefully
I Should Have Bought It, When I Saw It!
I Smile Because I Don't Have the Slightest Idea What's Going On
I Started With Nothing, I Still Have Most of It
I'd Like to Help You Out, Which Way Did You Come In?
I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth
I'm Just A Raggedy Ann In A Barbie Doll World
If it Weren't for Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done
If We Can Send a Man to the Moon, Why Not All of Them?
If You Are Waiting For A Sign This IS IT
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Please Be Neat and Wipe The Seat
If You Stumble, Make It Part Of The Dance
If You're Lucky Enough to Live By the Sea, You're Lucky Enough
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One
It's Easy To Live A Complicated Life
It's Not a Coincidence Man's Best Friend Doesn't Talk
It's Only Funny If It Happens To My Sister
Laugh at Your Problems, Everyone Else Does
Let the Waves Hit Your Feet And The Sand Be You Seat
Life Doesn’t Have to be Perfect To be Wonderful
Life Hasn't Been the Same Since That House Dropped On My Sister
Life Isn’t Measured By The Number of Breaths we Take, But By The Moments That Take Our Breath Away
Life's a Game, Golf is serious
Life's Too Short to Drink Cheap Wine
Live Each Day as if It Were Your Last
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
Love, Laughter and Friends Always Welcome
Making a Friend Takes a Moment, Being a Friend Takes a Lifetime
Meditation It's Not What You Think
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, I am My Mother After All
My House Was Clean Last Week, Sorry You Missed It!
My Mind Wandered and Never Came Back
My Name is "NO, NO, Bad Dog!", What's Yours?
Never Get So Busy Making A Living That You Forget To Make A Life
Never Let The Things You Want, Make You Forget The Things You Have
Never Stand Between Me and My Coffee
Next Mood swing In Five Minutes
No Husband Was Ever Shot While Doing the Dishes
No Matter What the Question Is, Chocolate is The Answer
Nobody gets in To See the Wizard, Not Nobody, Not No How!
Now That Food Has Replaced Sex in My Life, I Can't Even Get Into My Own Pants
Of All The Smells I Ever Smelt, I Never Smelt A Smell That Smelt, Like That Smell I Smelt Smelled.
Out of My Mind, Back In 5 Minutes
Pa is Boss, As Everyone Knows, But What Ma Says Goes
Please Leave the Sand At the Beach
Procrastination Isn’t The Problem, It’s The Solution, So Procrastinate Now, Don’t Put it Off
Put on Your Big Girl Pants and Deal With It!
Save the Earth, It's the Only Planet With Beer
Save the Earth, It's the Only Planet With Wine
Saw It, Wanted It, Told Grandma and Got It
Shop Like You Never Have To Pay the Bills
Smile if You're Not Wearing Underwear
So It’s Not Home Sweet Home, Adjust!
Some Day We Gotta Get Organized
Sometimes the smallest things, take up the most room in your heart
SORRY MIND CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Sorry You Weren't Here Last Week, My Garden Was at Its Peak
Still Crazy After All These Beers
The Beatings Will Continue Until Moral Improves
The Best Antiques Are Old Friends
The Best Thing to Spend on Children is Time
This is a Self Cleaning Kitchen, Please Clean Up After yourself
To the World, You May Be One Person, But To One Person You May Be The World
Two Dinner Choices: Take It or Leave It
We Are Going to Live Happily Ever After, Even If It Kills Us!
We Don't Skinny Dip, We Chunky Dunk
We May Not Have It All Together, But Together We Have It All
We Will Drink No Wine Before Its Time: It's Time
We've Been Through a Lot Together, And Most Of It Was Your Fault
What if the Hokey Pokey is Really What it's All About?
What Part of Meow Don't You Understand?
What Part of No Don't You Understand?
What Part of Woof Don't You Understand?
What's a Little Cat Hair Among Friends
What's a Little Dog Hair Among Friends
When Did My Wild Oats Turn Into shredded Wheat?
Who Are These Kids and Why Are They Calling me Mom?
Wine Flies When You Are Having Fun
Yesterday Was the Last Day for Complaints
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have a Cottage
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Pool